Choral Humour

Choral Humour

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. She just stands there and the world revolves around her.

How can you tell when a soprano is at your door?
She can't find the key, and doesn't know when to come in.

What's the difference between a soprano and the PLO?
You can negotiate with the PLO.

What's the definition of an optimist?
A choral director with a mortgage.

 

Conductor Humour

Why are conductor's hearts so coveted for transplants?
They've had so little use.

What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.

 

A choral singer arrived home to find the police outside his house and the place burnt to the ground. "What happened??!" he asked.

The officer replied, "It seems that your conductor came to your house, had sex with your wife, stole all your belongings and set the place on fire."

"Really?! The maestro was here?!!!"